Welovelocal Has The X Factor
Simon Cowell and his motley gang have inspired us to unleash our inner X Factor. Are you game?
Love it or hate it, Saturday night belongs to the X Factor. Call them wannabe muppets or the stars of tomorrow, we’re absolutely smitten by the dozen hopefuls they’ve amassed for the live shows (it’s down to nine already! NO!). Bonkers John & Edward, lovely Welshies Lucie and Lloyd, Geordie Joe and the controversial Danyl… we think they’re all great. No, seriously.
Don’t read too much into this next segue, but we thought this was a perfect opportunity to big up that much maligned activity of the drunken. Oh yes people, we’re talking KARAOKE. Cha’mone!
Some of you will love it, some of you will think we’ve lost our remaining few marbles, but let us say this: we’ve shed a tear in a very hard East End pub because the landlady, who couldn’t hold a tune in a bucket, sang a massively heart-wrenching version of Elton John’s ‘Sacrifice’. For three and a half minutes, as dogs howled around Forest Gate, she was centre stage and the centre of attention, and we wouldn’t deny anyone that pleasure.
So, climbing down off our high horse, we thought we’d big-up some makeshift arenas where the common man (and woman) become megastars. Just like X Factor.
The Karaoke Box in Frith street is a controversial pick. Daniel C isn’t a fan, and Rob M isn’t a huge convert but, and in true karaoke fashion, “if you don’t have a good time, you’re doing something very wrong”. And that will do for us.
Next up is the Pad Thai Restaurant & Karaoke Bar in Birmingham. Is combining food and tuneless singing a good thing? Russ M isn’t so sure: “My tip - book a room. You can embarrass yourself in private”
And finally, we turn to a big advocate of mic swinging and alcoholic consumption. Theresa from Bristol is a huge fan of Karaoke-Me! “You can choose any song from a huge range, line them up and take it in turns to deafen each other whilst reading the lyrics from the plasma screen”. She wrote this while singing ‘I Will Survive’ and necking a Smirnoff Ice. Possibly.
So where do you go to scream your lungs out and annoy diners? Tell us below. You know it makes sense…




You’ve had a big night, you need to kick start your day. What to do? Where to go? The best local café for a great breakfast, obviously.
Need some local knowledge? Seen our local guides? There’s no need to be a stranger in a strange city any more…