Klute Disco

This club is deservedly the second worst club in Europe (As voted by FHM). HOWEVER it is also brilliant. Full of Durham uni students (which is great if you are a Durham uni Student) it is certainly an experience. The owner is often the door man and you can play double or quits to get in meaning you can often get in for free. You will stick to the dancefloor it is so covered in Snaky B and WKD and Chesney Hawkes is played practically every other song. A perfect student night out

I met my girlfriend of now-4-years at Klute. Usually when couples tell you how they met, they might say how it was in a beautiful bar or a homely pub, but no, I had to meet her, of all places, at Klute.

Klute is well known around Durham as being the worst place to go to on a night out. Unless you were reasonably pissed and your mates were going, you would literally have to be forced to enter, and you would usually regret it.

Like Fifi said in the previous review, the dance floor is tiny and full of posh toffs who seem to love the place. It stinks of sweat and the place looks like a barn.

FHM voted it second worst nightclub in Europe. The winning club apparently burnt down after the results were announced...

Don't bother!

Having attended both Durham University and Klute, I can safely say that the best move of my career was getting barred for this god-awful excuse for a nightclub. A mecca (bizarrely) for pink shirted, braying students who regularly drop ££££s on fishbowls of lurid vodka, whilst sweating vicariously on the two foot square dancefloor to the likes of Chesney Hawkes and the birdie song (no joke), it is a little taster of HELL for the rest of the population. Apparently it's had a re-fit. Whatever. Just pass by and go to Chase instead.