Open all hours
20 May 08, 19:04
As expected
This caff (open through the night) is a local institution, where cabbies sit side by side with wired clubbers and drunk students and the only sauce that flows is the HP
Groups: Southern FM
Steph N.
Brighton
16 reviews
Greasy and cheap, perfect at 3am!
06 May 08, 15:20
Above expectations
I know its been a good night when i end up in Market Diner, it usually means that i've spent so much of the night dancing, i really need some serious calorie intake! You can chose whichever combination you like, i always have sausages beans and hash browns, whilst my boyfriend has a mega gut buster. This is definatly the place for a post night out fry up!
Your weekly calorie intake...
26 Apr 08, 09:35
Above expectations
...on one plate.
My mate cat has always maintained that you know when you've had a good night because you wake up with egg on your top. It means you've finished your night out in style...at the Market Diner.
Ok so there are bouncers on the door and some of the food is already plated up and being kept warm under heat lamps...sweating in the glass cabinet...but it's about the whole experience. Not the best place for a vegetarian I have to be honest but a stack of chips and beans at 3am suits me just fine.
What you really go there for though is the antics of the weirdos in there. Pure quality entertainment...
Groups: Southern FM
Gut Buster
21 Apr 08, 21:42
Beyond expectations
Busy greasy loud obnoxious - the best place to go for a fry up after the clubs. And what a fry up it is. If they still do the gut buster you will be in for a treat. The biggest heart attack on a plate you will ever see and watch the testoterone flow when all the boys decide they can eat a whole won. I have never had so much fun in my high heels and lip gloss !!!
Groups: Southern FM
Legendary
16 Apr 08, 21:58
Beyond expectations
This place serves one purpose and one purpose only. When you've been out on a big night and had one/ten too many it may just save you from the worst hangover of your life.
It serves food right through the night. The speciality is the Gut Buster... ...a massive cooked breakfast which includes absolutely everything.
You can eat in or take away. Service is quick and efficient.
It's also a great place to meet some of Brighton's more interesting characters. Just keep your wits about you and if possible don't go there on your own late at night.
There's also a jukebox.
Oh and they sell cigarettes and chocolate.
If there was a 6 star option I'd give it.
Groups: Southern FM
