Andrew's reviews
Review of Central
21 May 08, 12:39
Rough 
Got a reputation as a rough pub quite some time ago so I no longer go near it, it seems busy on saturdays as its just round teh corner from the football stadium, but apart from that very quiet.
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Review of Hillton Finance
21 May 08, 12:29
Out Of The Way
This pub is really well hidden, I stumbled on it by mistake when walking home form town with mates. Lanlord never looks happy, but then he only seems to have 5 or 6 people in at a time so its understandable.
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Review of The Queens
21 May 08, 12:24
Hammers
As an Arsenal fan I'm actually not allowed in here at all, it says West Ham fans only all over the door, and once you've been seen in another teams colours you won't be allowed back in.
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Review of Kiran Lounge
21 May 08, 12:16
Dive
This place is a true dive, you'll find it busy at the weekend but I never know why, the beer is a rip off, the music is awful, and its somewhere I'd recommend avoiding. Often a fight outside too.
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Review of The Maple Leaf
21 May 08, 11:57
Sub Standard
Like Canadian beer this is well below standard, a small pub lacking in atmosphere and good decor, a place worth avoiding, and as I've tried most of londons pubs over the years I should know!
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Review of The Archduke
21 May 08, 11:10
Trying To Hard
This place is trying to hard to be a posh place to go. Ridiculous prices, for food that costs pennies to put together, and in all honesty doesn't taste that good, amkes this well worth avoiding.
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Review of ONeills
21 May 08, 11:04
Chain Pub Chavs
This is in a good place, but the fact its a chain pub means you get a lot of load mouth chavs in here, who can afford the £2.50 a pint deals or the buy one get one free 'exclusives'.
if you're looking for cheap drinks, with lots of teens swearing then go here.
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Review of Coach and Horses
21 May 08, 10:58
Tiny
A small pub which you'll struggle to find a table, or clean class in. The staff often look like they've been drinking what they shold be serving, and the food is nothing special.
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Review of The Pub
21 May 08, 10:39
Guests Only
If you're not styaing here, you can't get a beer, that always used to be the rule anyways, we don't try it anymore due to the possibility of getting turned away. Nice place for conferences.
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Review of The Sussex
21 May 08, 09:55
Flat Beer - Awful Food
This really isn't a great place to be seen, everytime I've eaten in here the standard of food has dropped. The steaks are tough, and the chips are still half frozen when they get to your table. Avoid this place.
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Review of All Bar One
21 May 08, 09:55
Plush?
I love the way that everyone thinks this place is the dogs, its not, teh food is rough, and the staff are some of the rudest you'll meet, we were here for a meeting a while back and asked to leave cos we weren't eating but still having a drink. I was disgusted.
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Review of Profile Bar
21 May 08, 09:55
Be Seen?
Are you having a laugh, one of the places to be seen? Let me guess you've been there once and there were a few people in there and you thought it was great?
Typical.
This place is dirty, tables are often left un cleaned and the service leaves a lot to be desired. It was a great pub until a new manager came in about a year ago.
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Review of The Escape
21 May 08, 09:37
Dingy
A dark and dingy place, not somewhere you'll see higher class people, if you're looking to pull then head here, but take plenty of money cos the sting you for flat beer.
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Review of Chunky Chicken & Pizza
21 May 08, 06:08
Fatty
The chicken here is horrible, full of fat and tough to eat, the pizza's though are pretty good, tasty, with a superb home made pizza sauce. Well priced too.
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Review of Chicken & Pizza
21 May 08, 06:04
Fast
Fast food, thats cooked before you get in, which makes you wonder how long its been sitting there. Its not hot when it gets to you, its just warm which is a bit of a put off.
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Review of Eye Shoe Shops
21 May 08, 05:51
Kids
nothing good for adults in here, if you have children I'm sure you'll find something they like, but they struggle to find big sizes, so I can't find anything to fit me in a size 14.
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Review of Curiosity Shop
21 May 08, 05:47
Curious?
when I was younger I was told if you wanted to know anything about anythong then ask these guys as they know it all, thats not true, its actually a second hand shop raising money for local good causes.
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Review of Punch Pub
20 May 08, 10:48
Rough
This is a rough pub, dirty and dingy, often known to have fights inside, and they often burst onto the street. If you're trained in martial arts like I am you'll be ok.
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Review of Chelsea Football Club
20 May 08, 10:07
Shops
This place aint a football ground its like a stupid shopping centre around a stadium, loads of prawn sandwich eaters around here, none of whom have London atmosphere, who have just started supporting Chelsea since they started winning. Idiots.
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Review of Fulham Football Club Shop
20 May 08, 09:57
Tiny
This club shop is almost as smaall as the ground, you can get about 20 people in at once and then you start to lose oxygen. Who would wanna go in here anyway?
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Review of Arsenal Wine
20 May 08, 09:50
Battered
This place is a rubbish off licence really small and they wouldn't serve me til I was 18, they will now I'm 33 but still need my ID.
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Review of Ken Smith Designs 16 Plus
20 May 08, 09:30
16 +
If you're size is 16 or over then go and see Ken, he'll sort you out with some nice desigener stuff that fit perfectly.
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Review of Designer Wear Showroom
20 May 08, 09:29
Sale
There's always a sale here which means the stuff is all cheap and nasty. Nothing decent can ever be found in a sale, trust me I used to look all the time when I worked on the bin lorry.
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Review of Phil Garment Design
20 May 08, 09:22
Big?
A place for bigger, or fatter people to go, if you struggle to fit in normal clothes or enjoy a McDonalds everytime you walk past the golden arches then head in here. phil will sort you out fatty.
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Review of Figen Fashions
20 May 08, 09:20
Dive
This place apparently was fashionable in teh 80's, I doubt it somehow, no real draw in, but they do still supply to somebig retailers in London.
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Review of The Designer Sale Shop
20 May 08, 09:14
Er
Another bargain shop, if you want decent designer labels get a job, this place is full of hobo's and no hopers trying to save every penny they can. The clothes are all rejects from teh main stores.
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Review of The Tanning Shop
19 May 08, 13:35
Orange Peel
kathryn from the office goes here, and boy does she glow, not a good glow, she's more Orange than the inside of one, she looks ridiculous, she's now a 8 pint bird.
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Review of Orange Street Shop
19 May 08, 13:32
Naff
Another naff gift shop, selling pointless plasticc gifts that us real Londers laugh at, fine if you wanna proof you've been here, but buy soemething decent cheap skates.
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Review of Coffea Sandwich and Coffee Shop
19 May 08, 12:22
Service
A nice looking littel joint but the service leaves a lot to be desired, you take about 10 minutes to be seated, then another ten for them to take your order, so aftyer half an hour a coffee arrives, and its one you could have simply made in teh office. Disappointing.
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