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Review of Infernos Nightclub
19 Aug 07, 10:30
Vile place. 
This is the sort of place you never decide to go to... you just end up there. But now, with a good dose of discipline (and, let's face it, a few more years under my belt) I will now refuse to go to this place. I don't think I have EVER had a good night here.
Largely agree with the reviews here, but I don't find it full of Sloanies... it tends to be full of people who have found themselves in London after graduating (and obviously having moved to Clapham) and aren't sure where they should go out in London so revert to Infernos by default. Lots of attitude as well, which often ruins what already is going to be a terrible night out.
One extra thing to mention is that the place absolutely stinks of vomit and congealed years of nicotine and spilled vodka and Red Bull. I haven't been since the smoking ban but I'd imagine the relative sweet smell of smoke was actually the equivalent of Fabreeze, hiding the disgraceful stench.
Keep this one for the rugby tours. Don't ever expect a decent night here.
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