Holly's reviews
Review of Pizza Express
16 Sep 08, 14:39
Pizza and wine - It doesn't get any better! 
I went to Pizza Express with a few girlfriends, drank wine (Lots of) and ate yummy pizza. A really nice environment where you aren't rushed through on a conveyor belt like other restaurants, you're left to chill and relax at your own leisure. A thoroughly enjoyable evening!
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Review of Pizza Hut
17 Apr 08, 14:39
Meatballs or dog testicles? 
Unless you're eating pizza, do not enter pizza hut.
A sign should read - "Enter at your own risk". Dogs run scared of the place incase any meatball mishaps occur.
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Review of San Carlo
17 Apr 08, 14:35
Dancing prawns
Nice food and nice atmos on an evening.
Don't go there with people who like to use prawns as play puppets and throw the eyes around - Gross! My tip is to use the lobster claw as a cigarette smoking device - An absolute art taught to me by a kind and loving friend.
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Review of The Slug And Lettuce
17 Apr 08, 14:32
Stinky fingers 
Food was ok... Service was ok... Not worth nearly a tenner of my hard earned cash though - Let me tell you!
The worst thing was the stench of chilli on my fingers throughout the rest of the day. I washed those bad boys nuff times - The stench remained. What do they put in their chilli??!
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Review of B & D Taxis
17 Apr 08, 14:29
You like pneumonia?
Well below expectations would be a kind rating.
They leave you waiting around in the cold in the early hours of the morning when you booked your taxi days in advance. And, when they finally do arrive, they charge you the same amount as it costs to buy a frigging car. Absolute blags.
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Review of Reflex The 80's Bar
17 Apr 08, 14:26
I'd rather stick dynamite in my ears
Awful awful awful!
You either need to be 16, or over 40 to enter this god forsaken hell hole. I have never seen so many people in ghastly fancy dress outfits in one place. Awful.
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Review of Botellinos
17 Apr 08, 14:24
Yummers!
Lush Italian food served by fit Italian stallion men! Oh, hello!!
Try the steak with brandy and cream sauce - But only if your boyfriend's paying coz it's a bit pricey!
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Review of The Manor House
17 Apr 08, 13:25
Human Hoopla?? 
A beautifully traditional manor house set in spectacular surroundings just outside bath.
Everything you expect, and more - BRING YOUR OWN BOOZE!! Woo-bloody-Hoo!
Maybe not the kind of place for 5 young 20something women. When traditional features meets bring your own wine, only disaster can occur. High heels, cobbly stone floor, a trip and a necklace hoopla-d around the back of my dining chair causing me to headbut. All in all, a catastrophe! But, the food is gorgeous!
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Review of Ther Manor House
17 Apr 08, 13:17
Human hoopla??
Picture this?
Beautiful manor house in the middle of the countryside. Traditional feature, stunning surroundings, and it's bring your own booze - HELLO!
Maybe not the place for 5 young women with 5 boxes of wine between them... Wine and cobbly traditional floors do not mix well together. High heels moment - I stumbled, tripped, and my nexklace hoopla-d my dining chair causing me to fall into the back and create injury. Oops.
Lush place though!
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Review of El Puerto
17 Apr 08, 13:11
Like goin' on 'Oliday!
Lush lush lush! El Puerto is lush! Nice food, and worked out about £30 per head even with a bucket load of wine - Serious!
It's like a vessel you enter which transports you from Bristol to Spain in a matter of seconds! The only problem is that due to the authenticity of the establishment, the floor's a little cobbly and I fell over. I urge you not to wear heels into the place.
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