Holly's reviews
Review of San Carlo
17 Apr 08, 13:35
Dancing prawns 
Nice food and nice atmos on an evening.
Don't go there with people who like to use prawns as play puppets and throw the eyes around - Gross! My tip is to use the lobster claw as a cigarette smoking device - An absolute art taught to me by a kind and loving friend.
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Review of The Slug And Lettuce
17 Apr 08, 13:32
Stinky fingers 
Food was ok... Service was ok... Not worth nearly a tenner of my hard earned cash though - Let me tell you!
The worst thing was the stench of chilli on my fingers throughout the rest of the day. I washed those bad boys nuff times - The stench remained. What do they put in their chilli??!
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Review of Reflex The 80's Bar
17 Apr 08, 13:26
I'd rather stick dynamite in my ears 
Awful awful awful!
You either need to be 16, or over 40 to enter this god forsaken hell hole. I have never seen so many people in ghastly fancy dress outfits in one place. Awful.
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Review of El Puerto
17 Apr 08, 12:11
Like goin' on 'Oliday! 
Lush lush lush! El Puerto is lush! Nice food, and worked out about £30 per head even with a bucket load of wine - Serious!
It's like a vessel you enter which transports you from Bristol to Spain in a matter of seconds! The only problem is that due to the authenticity of the establishment, the floor's a little cobbly and I fell over. I urge you not to wear heels into the place.
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Review of El Peurto
17 Apr 08, 12:09
It's like goin' on 'Oliday! 
Lush lush lush! El Puerto is lush! Nice food, and worked out about £30 per head even with a bucket load of wine - Serious!
It's like a vessel you enter which transports you from Bristol to Spain in a matter of seconds! The only problem is that due to the authenticity of the establishment, the floor's a little cobbly and I fell over. I urge you not to wear heels into the place.
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Review of Queen Square Dining Room & Bar
17 Apr 08, 12:03
Dum de dum... 
A nice bar... Good location, reasonable drinks, very modern. We even saw the bird off Big Brother with pink hair in there - Very continental! But, it lacks atmosphere big time. No music means no-one should stay in tehre any longer than an hour. The place needs to be brought to life a little.
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