Joe's reviews
Review of Body Shop
12 May 08, 11:11
Smell 
As you walk past you can't help but be attracted by the smell of the body butter, and when a nice looking lady offers to rub it in as a test you can't say no!
Thats what you call service.
A great selection of smellies which can be great for a present!
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Review of The Perfume Shop
12 May 08, 11:09
Great Deals 
Selling all the big names in perfume and aftershave, these guys have the lot, with most of there fragrences coming in a gift set with free lotion and body wash!
Can't beat free stuff!
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Review of The Orange Shop
12 May 08, 11:08
Ironic 
When I was last at Bluewater, I was with my brother who wanted a new phone, so he went to orange to have a look, and we heard a guy, who had just bought a phone from there say he couldn't get a signal, even thoughhe was still in the shop.
Needless to say we left straight after that.
Bet the staff feel like right wallies!
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Review of Jaeger
12 May 08, 10:46
Designer Dresses 
if you're heading to a ball or getting ready for a prom/wedding, its worth checking this place out, a huge selection, but nothing that really caught my eye, or that of my girlfriend who would obviously be wearing the dress.........honest!
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Review of USC
12 May 08, 10:44
Great 
I love USC, they all seem to be well up to date witht he latest fashions, and always seem to have great stuff in sizes that actually fit comfortably.
I would recommend USC to anyone looking for a nice outfit. Stuff for both men and women!
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Review of Gap
12 May 08, 10:42
Love it 
I've become a huge fan of gap over the the last few years, some really nice stuff, but the prices always seem to high for one thing and too cheap for soemthing else, I don't mind the under priced bit, but nearly £50 for a hoody I find to expensive!
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Review of Massimo Dutti
12 May 08, 10:40
More Designer 
More design clothes at extaushanate prices, great selection but my girlfriend likes it more than I do.
Its one of those places you go to spend a lot cos you know it'll be worht it, but I'm quite tight at times so rarely 'treat' myself or my other half here!
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Review of Wolford London
12 May 08, 10:38
Designer 
Really nice clothes in there, mainly designer, which is reflected in the price. If you're trying to impress someone special definatly worth a look, some quality clothes.
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Review of Gant
12 May 08, 10:36
Chavy 
This place is always full of gangs of kids, a little chavy and very expensive considering most of the clothes arer plain and boring.
Not my cup of tea.
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Review of Pringle Of Scotland
12 May 08, 10:35
Golfers Paradise 
My brother and grandad love this place, loads of great golfing clothes, those 'lovely' hatched jumpers and caps!
Not my cup of tea, but if you play you'll love it, and have enough money to afford to buy something in their!
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Review of Envy
12 May 08, 10:33
Relatively Cheap 
I used to use the term cheap and cheerful for Envy but they seem to be getting a bigger and better choice now.
Ok there are a few dodgy things in there, but there is some nice stuff to, I often buy work clothes from here as they are cheaper than most shops!
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Review of Speedo
12 May 08, 10:28
Illegal 
This shop should be made illegal, selling exactly what it says, Speedos, and its scary as you walk past, I just get images of my dad on holiday from when I was a kid, not nice.
Avoid like the plague!
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Review of Reiss
12 May 08, 10:25
Decent Choice 
I agree that there's nothing cutting edge really in here, but I wouldn't really say it was expensive, if you're looking for something for work to wear then they have a decent selection as they do for a night out in my opinion!
It would be boring if we all liked the same things I guess!
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Review of Topshop
12 May 08, 10:22
Huge Selection 
All the shops in Bluewater are huge and Topshop/Topman is no exception, its a shop both me and the girlfriend can spend hurs in with a huge selection at reasonable prices.
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Review of Next
12 May 08, 10:21
You Find Everything Here 
This place is huge, so much choice under one roof.
It makes my local next look like a dog cage. The best selection of sumemr clothes I've ever seem, the only problem is with so much you don't know what to buy, so you get everything and it becomes quite expensive!
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