Mark's reviews
Review of Burburrys Wine Bar
21 May 08, 14:31
Hideous! 
I've been to this place just the once and that's the way it's going to stay. After a very pleasant meal with friends in Zsa Zsa next door (must get round to reviewing it) we decided to decamp next door to Burburrys for a night cap. What a mistake. Tiny, cramped front bar with slow service; the rest of it was really dark and unwelcoming. If you wished to visit the toilets (don't bother) you have to risk your life climbing the steepest, narrowest staircase in the world. Better to do your business on the floor where you stand, I doubt they'd notice. Despite the presence of some burly doormen there appeared to be no discerning entry policy. The place was a magnet for lowlife from all around, most of them high on crack cocaine and foaming at the mouth. Like the journalists say, we made our excuses and left!
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Review of Spearmint Rhino
09 Apr 08, 13:33
outrageous!
I couldn't believe my eyes when I went in here. There are women cavorting around with no clothes on! I've never seen the like. Disgusting!!
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