Paddy's reviews
Review of Oxo Tower Brasserie
23 May 08, 14:15
Tight 
I've never been up the oxo tower, it's not really my idea of fun. But a mate of mine took his girlfriend up there recently. Apparantly she wasn't too keen to start with, but once they got going she really got into it.
He'd wanted to go for ages and really had to nag her into giving it a whirl.
They haven't been since but she's not said no to giving it another try when she's in the right mood.
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Review of The Body Shop
02 May 08, 17:00
smelly
This shop amazes me, it's full of really wierd stuff.
They must sit at their head office and throw the contents of a fridge into a blender.
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Review of Villagers Sausages
02 May 08, 16:56
Banging 
As a business model, a shop that only sells sausages is a bit daft.
What if people go off sausages? What if there's a pig shortage? You'd be screwed.
Neither of those scenarios have happened yet though and this shop continues to trade. Although I've never seen any customers in there. It's just always full of people making sausage.
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Review of Superdrung
20 Apr 08, 19:10
Typo
This store is actually called Superdrug, not Superdrung
Superdrung would be a more interesting name for it although it doesn't quite describe the products on sale in the shop in the same way as Superdrug does.
Nonetheless this shop is chocka with drugs (of the medical type) and they have a funky checkout girl who changes her hair colour once a month (usually on the 3rd Tuesday of the month)
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Review of Bottoms Up
17 Apr 08, 16:46
Big
As off licences go, this place is BIG.. real BIG!
In fact it's VASTE.
That's good news for you and me because it means a big selction of wine and beer.
They even had a few videos floating around last time I was in.. crazy!
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Review of Kyrenia Cafe
17 Apr 08, 16:44
Unique smell 
This cafe has a smell that I've never smelt before in my life.
I can't even work out what it's a mix of, or if it's a bad or good smell, but there aren't many things in this world that are unique so I'm willing to put this down as a good thing.
Of course all humans and animals are unique (apart from twins or clones of course) but lets be honest there a unique cafe smell has to be a world first.
As well as smelling interesting this place also sells a wide range of burgers and breakfasts.
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Review of New Ming
17 Apr 08, 16:40
Not Ming-ing
I don't know what happened to Old Ming but New Ming is rocking the resturant trade in Petts Wood.
They specialise in food with a Chinese flava.
Their other specility are carved carrots. Watch out for the carrot humming bird and the carrot butterfly.
You're allowed to take them home with you if you want, but only if you hide them in your jacket and don't tell the waiter you're taking them home.
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Review of Little India
17 Apr 08, 16:37
Curry House
Curry, Curry, Curry. I can't get enough of the stuff.
That's why I'm lucky I live relativly near this Curry House.
They sall all kinds and most of it is tasty.
I recommend the Lamb Birijani, it's proper tasty.
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Review of Morrisons
17 Apr 08, 14:06
Used to be alright
This place used to be alright when it was a Safeway, now it's just a bit nasty.
If you like eating tripe and 99p pizza then it's probably right up your street.
For me the standards on the deli counter especially have gone down.
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Review of Darrell's Barber Shop
17 Apr 08, 14:02
Top bloke 
As the name suggests this place is run by a guy called Darrell. He's a top bloke too. Arsenal fan though.
He's not bad at cutting hair too and there are none of those awkward silences cos he's dead chatty.
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