Paddy's reviews
Review of Bottoms Up
17 Apr 08, 15:46
Big 
As off licences go, this place is BIG.. real BIG!
In fact it's VASTE.
That's good news for you and me because it means a big selction of wine and beer.
They even had a few videos floating around last time I was in.. crazy!
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Review of Kyrenia Cafe
17 Apr 08, 15:44
Unique smell 
This cafe has a smell that I've never smelt before in my life.
I can't even work out what it's a mix of, or if it's a bad or good smell, but there aren't many things in this world that are unique so I'm willing to put this down as a good thing.
Of course all humans and animals are unique (apart from twins or clones of course) but lets be honest there a unique cafe smell has to be a world first.
As well as smelling interesting this place also sells a wide range of burgers and breakfasts.
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Review of New Ming
17 Apr 08, 15:40
Not Ming-ing
I don't know what happened to Old Ming but New Ming is rocking the resturant trade in Petts Wood.
They specialise in food with a Chinese flava.
Their other specility are carved carrots. Watch out for the carrot humming bird and the carrot butterfly.
You're allowed to take them home with you if you want, but only if you hide them in your jacket and don't tell the waiter you're taking them home.
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Review of Little India
17 Apr 08, 15:37
Curry House 
Curry, Curry, Curry. I can't get enough of the stuff.
That's why I'm lucky I live relativly near this Curry House.
They sall all kinds and most of it is tasty.
I recommend the Lamb Birijani, it's proper tasty.
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Review of Morrisons
17 Apr 08, 13:06
Used to be alright
This place used to be alright when it was a Safeway, now it's just a bit nasty.
If you like eating tripe and 99p pizza then it's probably right up your street.
For me the standards on the deli counter especially have gone down.
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Review of Darrell's Barber Shop
17 Apr 08, 13:02
Top bloke 
As the name suggests this place is run by a guy called Darrell. He's a top bloke too. Arsenal fan though.
He's not bad at cutting hair too and there are none of those awkward silences cos he's dead chatty.
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Review of Bradleys Wine Bar
15 Apr 08, 17:08
Small but perfectly formed
This place is tiny but Jason the owner is a top bloke and it's a really friendly bar.
They sell loads of wine and some beer.
The ceiling is also covered in baseball caps if you're into baseball caps?
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Review of Daylight Inn
15 Apr 08, 17:06
Great Guiness
A good solid local. It's been around for years and is still packed on the weekends.
The owners are a really friendly couple who live above the pub.
The food's alright and is served until late.
There's also a huge funtion room out the back.
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