Stuart's reviews
Review of Lizard Lounge
14 Apr 08, 17:45
The Scrounge 
If you like the smell of wee wee fused with sweat, guff and vom then i'd definitely recommend you join the queue for the lounge. I actually know some really stinky student types and not even they would stand in line for free drinks. Those who remain inside any longer than 3 minutes only do so to try and win back their entrance fee on the fruit machine. Avoid!
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Review of Sandwich Box
14 Apr 08, 16:45
Dirty Box
You know all half eaten trodden kebabs scattered around the hippodrome post Saturday night strolls? You'd have less chance of dissolving your insides if you were to finish off one of those than if you were to even look at a sandwich from this place. Although I do enjoy watching random retired toast maker picking out my slices with a knife.
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